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lyrics

Papa Razzo
Pigeons Roosting
Pitiless Rapist
Paedo Register
Posing Roman
Pervert Ravenous
Penetrative Rumours
Pecker Revelation

WHAT’S THAT CLIFF?
“SHE COULD NOT HAVE SEEN IT”
COUNSEL ADMITS
“HIS IS AN AVERAGE PENIS”

Pompous Rodent
Penchant Rumbled
Police Report
Penitent Reality
Prison Rumpy
Penal Rogering
Piggy Rodeo
Painful Ringpiece

CHORUS x1

What’s that Cliff? x2
What’s that Cliff (counsel admits) x2
It’s an average penis baby!

What’s that Cliff? (counsel admits)
She could not have seen it
Counsel admits (what’s that Cliff?)
His is an average penis
(Repeat x2)

Just an average penis baby!
Oh my God he’s so fucking average!
Itsa me, Maaario.

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from Landmines For Clowns (Album - 2016), released April 29, 2016

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The Red Pills took their name from the 1999 movie 'The Matrix.' In one scene, Keanu Reeves' character 'Neo' is presented with a choice of pills to ingest; a red pill or a blue pill. Each is a metaphor - taking the blue pill will allow Neo to continue to live a cosy, comfortable lie. Taking the red pill will allow him to wake up to the truth. ... more

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