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lyrics

Congress in City Hall
Stroking white elephants
Who’s got the biggest balls?
Bickering sycophants!
We thrust our taxes
At fiddling buffoons
To swell their helmets
End up getting screwed

YOU BUMMED THIS CITY
IT’S A TWITCHING ORIFICE
NOW CRAM IT WITH
PHALLIC MONSTROSITIES

Bukkake architects
Reach for backhanders
When withered pomp erects
From flaccid grandeur
We’re impregnated
By crusty lifeless pricks
When dregs are mated
Oh for a prophylactic

CHORUS x1

Mirror mirror, in a pool
Which is the most impressive tool
That seeded bastard shopping centre?
Birth joy’s over – eat placenta!
Eat placenta x3
Eat it!

credits

from Landmines For Clowns: NEW album, released April 29, 2016

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The Red Pills took their name from the 1999 movie 'The Matrix.' In one scene, Keanu Reeves' character 'Neo' is presented with a choice of pills to ingest; a red pill or a blue pill. Each is a metaphor - taking the blue pill will allow Neo to continue to live a cosy, comfortable lie. Taking the red pill will allow him to wake up to the truth. ... more

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